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Hamster Kombat Becomes First Crypto Project To Reject Venture Capital Overlords In Glorious Blaze Of Sanity And Profit

AltcoinsFeaturedNews 2 Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration of two hamsters facing off in an arena with one wearing boxing gloves. The other is holding up its paws as if defending itself from punches while also looking at something behind it that appears to be a large shadowy figure representing venture capital firms looming over the scene, but not directly attacking yet. In the background there are several smaller hamsters watching and cheering on their fellow competitor with one of them being shown in mid-air about to throw its paws up as if celebrating or warning others away from something.

The hamsters are getting rich while you’re still stuck in crypto hell! It’s almost as if they know something about responsible gaming that all those other scammy projects don’t. Who needs venture capital when your game is actually fun and rewarding? Not Hamster Kombat, apparently.

But let’s get back to the real issue here: who are these “top” venture capital firms in crypto trying to fund this project? Are they just looking for their next big exit or do they genuinely care about Web3 gaming? I’m not buying it (pun intended).

And what’s with all the hype around HMSTR token? Is 60% reserved for players really that exciting? Can’t we get some more transparency on how these tokens are being allocated?

Oh, and by the way: don’t fall for those fake airdrop scams! They’re just trying to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Stay tuned for more!

Source: cointelegraph

Hamster Kombat turns down venture capital offers
https://cointelegraph.com/news/hamster-kombat-turns-down-venture-capital-offers
The team behind Hamster Kombat recently disclosed that it has been receiving offers from some of the top venture capital firms in crypto but has “turned down every single one” to date. According to the team, the decision to reject venture capitalist funding was made to protect Hamster Kombat’s player base and retain the developer’s core focus on providing players with a meritocratic experience that rewards participants by actually playing […]

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