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Hamilton Lane Unleashes Epic Fail: Multi-Billion-Dollar Asset Manager Wastes Entire Existence on Solana Private Credit Fund

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 1 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Hamilton Lane’s latest move into private credit fund launches on Solana is a joke right? I mean who needs traditional banking when you can just create your own blockchain-based system for managing multi-billion dollar investments. And what better way to do it than with the most energy-inefficient, slowest network in crypto – Solana! It’s not like they’re trying to attract more investors or anything (although let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a piece of that sweet private credit action?). I mean Libre is just another Web3 protocol joint venture between Brevan Howard and Nomura. Because what the world really needs right now are more blockchain-based financial products created by firms nobody has ever heard of

Source: bitcoin.com

Multi-Billion-Dollar Asset Manager Hamilton Lane Pioneers Private Credit Fund Launch on Solana
https://news.bitcoin.com/multi-billion-dollar-asset-manager-hamilton-lane-pioneers-private-credit-fund-launch-on-solana
Hamilton Lane has become the first asset manager to introduce a private credit fund on the Solana blockchain, broadening its presence in the digital asset sector. By collaborating with Web3 protocol Libre, the firm aims to make its Senior Credit Opportunities Fund (SCOPE) available to a wider range of investors. The company states that its partnership with Libre, a joint venture between Brevan Howard’s WebN Group and Nomura’s Laser Digital, […]

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