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Google Gets Owned by a Judge and Now Everyone Is Free at Last From Their Suffocating Grip on All Things Digital, Yay

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 2 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an Android device with its digital gates wide open and various app icons spilling out, while others are shown being downloaded from outside sources through different pathways; some apps have chains broken off them as if they were previously locked. In the background a giant key is seen turning to unlock more possibilities. A faint image of Google's Play store logo can be seen in the distance with its gates closed and padlocked. The Android device itself has various colorful streamers flowing out from it, symbolizing freedom and flexibility for users and developers alike.

The tech giant’s woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us are still trying to figure out what an “app” is (just kidding). Seriously though, it seems that Epic Games has won a significant victory against Google in this antitrust case. A US judge plans to issue an order forcing Alphabet’s Google to give Android users more ways to download apps outside the Play store – because who needs competition when you can have one giant app store controlling everything

Source: www.reuters

US judge says 'monopolist' Google can't avoid app store reforms
https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-judge-says-monopolist-google-cant-avoid-app-store-reforms-2024-08-14/
Aug 14 (Reuters) - A U.S. judge on Wednesday said he was planning to issue an order forcing Alphabet's Google to give Android users more ways to download apps, but would not micromanage the tech giant's business, following a jury verdict last year for “Fortnite” maker Epic Games. U.S. District Judge James Donato in San Francisco heard from technology experts and lawyers for Epic and Google (GOOGL.O), opens new tab […]

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