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Get Ready for the Most Ridiculous Tech Frenzy in History! Scientists Stumble Upon ‘Breakthrough’ That Will Make You Forget Your 5G Bills Were Even a Thing (Within Decade, Maybe)

News 2 Kevin Nelson September 1, 2024

A cartoon scientist in a lab coat holds up a futuristic-looking silicon chip as a cityscape behind him transforms into a vibrant metaverse with holographic images floating through the air. A swarm of drones fly by, and virtual reality headsets are scattered throughout the scene. In the distance, a giant 6G logo shines brightly.

Because what we really need is another way for crypto bros to get rich quick…

Source: cointelegraph

Chip breakthrough could bring ultra-fast 6G network ‘within a decade’
https://cointelegraph.com/news/chip-breakthrough-ai-vr-metaverse-blockchain-ultra-fast-6-g-network-within-decade
Breakthrough research in the field of mobile communications could bring 6G mobile networks within the next decade, according to the scientist who leads the project.  The current generation of mobile networking technology, 5G, was implemented in 2019. The next generation, 6G, could revolutionize communications across nearly every sector.  According to a team of international researchers led by the University of Adelaide’s Withawat Withayachumnankul, scientists have successfully developed and tested a […]

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