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GET READY FOR THE MOST EXCITING REGULATORY OVERHAUL OF YOUR LIFE: Congress Introduces Bill That Will Definitely Not Ruin Your Cryptocurrency Dreams

News 1 Sam Rogers September 16, 2024

A U.S. congressman stands confidently on a podium with a megaphone-shaped gavel, surrounded by swirling clouds of money and cryptocurrency symbols. A bridge connects two buildings labeled 'SEC' and 'CFTC', symbolizing cooperation between regulatory agencies. In the background, a globe spins rapidly as digital assets zoom out into space.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool… a new bill emerges from Congress, because what we really need is more bureaucrats meddling with our precious blockchain technology. The BRIDGE Act (because who doesn’t love an acronym that sounds like a bridge?) aims to improve collaboration between the SEC and CFTC on digital asset regulations. Because clearly, having two agencies butting heads was just what we needed – now they’ll get together in a Joint Advisory Committee to create a balanced regulatory framework… or so Rep. John Rose (R-TN) claims.

Source: bitcoin.com

New Bill Seeks Collaboration Between SEC and CFTC on Digital Assets
https://news.bitcoin.com/new-bill-seeks-collaboration-between-sec-and-cftc-on-digital-assets
A U.S. congressman has introduced the Bridging Regulation and Innovation for Digital Global and Electronic Digital Assets Act (BRIDGE Act), aimed at improving collaboration between the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) on digital asset regulations. The bill proposes forming a Joint Advisory Committee to unite both agencies and private sector stakeholders to create a balanced regulatory framework. Rose criticized current enforcement practices for […]

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