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Get Ready for the Most Epic Partnership of All Time: DMCC and CVVC Join Forces to Save Us From a World Without Web3

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The never-ending circus of cryptocurrency partnerships continues! It seems like every week there’s another press release announcing some new collaboration between two or more blockchain enthusiasts. This time it’s the Dubai Multi Commodities Centre (DMCC) Crypto Centre and Swiss early-stage venture capital firm CVVC teaming up to drive Web3 innovation in… well, somewhere. Because what could possibly go wrong with throwing money at a bunch of vague promises about ‘fostering collaboration’ and ‘driving business innovation’? I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that both organizations want to get their hands on some sweet, sweet crypto funding from gullible investors. And who needs actual results or measurable outcomes when you’ve got press releases full of buzzwords like ‘Web3’, ‘blockchain technology’, and ‘innovation’? It’s all just a big game of smoke and mirrors, folks! So let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of these organizations as they try to convince us that their partnership will somehow magically accelerate Web3 adoption globally. Because when it comes down to it, what could possibly go wrong with throwing more money at this whole cryptocurrency thing? Stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

The Dubai Multi Commodities Centre (DMCC) Crypto Centre and the Swiss early-stage blockchain venture capital firm CVVC have partnered to support the Web3 ecosystems in Dubai and Switzerland. The partnership aims to foster collaboration, knowledge sharing, and innovation in blockchain technology. Both organizations believe this collaboration will accelerate Web3 adoption and drive business innovation globally. The Dubai Multi Commodities Centre (DMCC) Crypto Centre and the Swiss early-stage blockchain venture capital […]

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