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German Government Wakes Up Too Late as Boerse Stuttgart-Owned Bison Launches Insured Ethereum Staking Service That Even Basic Traders Can’t Screw Up (Spoiler Alert: Still Gonna Get Scammed)

Crypto NewsEthereumFeatured Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

A , comic book-style illustration of an Ethereum blockchain with 'Bison' in bold letters at the top, surrounded by warning signs and caution tape, while a large Munich Re logo looms over it all. A staking facility is depicted as a giant safe locked away from potential risks, but still vulnerable to external threats.

The German government is finally starting to wake up from its cryptocurrency-induced coma, but it’s still too little, too late for those of us who’ve been saying ‘I told you so’ since 2017. Boerse Stuttgart-owned Bison has launched an insured Ethereum staking service that even the most basic crypto traders can’t mess up (we’re looking at you, Crypto Bro #1). This move is just a Band-Aid on a bullet wound – it’s not going to stop people from getting scammed or losing their ETH due to ‘slashing events’ caused by .

Source: cointelegraph

Boerse Stuttgart-owned Bison launches insured Ethereum staking service
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bison-stuttgart-launches-insured-eth-staking
Bison, a cryptocurrency trading platform owned by the Böerse Stuttgart Group, has introduced an insured staking service for Ethereum users. The new staking feature will allow customers to stake as little as 0.005 Ether (ETH) and earn weekly rewards. The initiative is supported by German companies, including the global reinsurance firm Munich Re, which offers security against the common risks associated with cryptocurrency staking. In a Q&A with Cointelegraph, a […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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