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FTC Fails Miserably Again to Recover Any Actual Money From Anyone in the Crypto Scam Industry Because Who Needs Accountability When You Can Just Pay Lawyers Millions

Crypto NewsDeFiFeatured 4 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant hammer smashing down on a pile of worthless coins with broken chains wrapped around them; in the background, flames engulfing an empty cityscape. A large dollar sign is embedded into the ground amidst the destruction. The scene is bathed in dark red and orange hues to convey chaos and despair. In the foreground, fragments of shattered glass reflect shards of light from a setting sun. Broken chains are strewn about with coins scattered around them as if they were once bound together but now lie broken on the ground.

Oh boy, look at this: another giant pile of worthless cryptocurrency ‘investors’ getting their comeuppance from a court for being stupid enough to trust FTX. I mean seriously, who doesn’t know by now that crypto is just one big scam waiting to happen? The CFTC has finally managed to claw back some cash (a paltry $12.7 billion) after years of allowing these charlatans to run amok. And let’s not forget the real heroes here: Ian McGinley and Rostin Behnam for their tireless efforts in trying to keep up with the sheer number of crypto scams out there

Source: bitcoin.com

US Court Orders FTX and Alameda to Pay Fraud Victims $12.7 Billion in Historic CFTC Recovery
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-court-orders-ftx-and-alameda-to-pay-fraud-victims-12-7-billion-in-historic-cftc-recovery
A U.S. district court has ordered FTX and Alameda Research to pay $12.7 billion to fraud victims due to their misuse of customer funds and fraudulent practices. Ian McGinley, Director of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission’s Division of Enforcement, emphasized that this multibillion-dollar recovery is the largest recovery in CFTC history. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) announced on Thursday that the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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