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Folks Are Losing Their Minds Over Trump’s Mysterious Ability to Count Past 2 on Crypto Polls

An illustration of a person (Trump) standing on top of a mountain, holding a large number 3 in the air while looking down at another person (Harris) who is scrambling and falling. The background shows two lines with people walking towards Trump's side, one line labeled as "pro-bitcoin" and the other as "pro-crypto". A third line on Harris' side has fewer people running away from her. In the foreground a large bitcoin logo sits next to an arrow pointing up while another arrow points down near Harris.

The crypto bros are at it again, this time predicting their precious Donald Trump’s inevitable victory thanks to his “pro-bitcoin” stance. Oh please, like the guy who can’t even keep track of his own bank accounts is going to magically win over a bunch of tech-savvy enthusiasts with some empty promises about bitcoin and crypto

Source: bitcoin.com

Vivek Ramaswamy, a former presidential candidate, has predicted that former U.S. President Donald Trump will gain support from pro-bitcoin and pro-crypto voters while Vice President Kamala Harris will “scramble to come up with some phony ‘digital asset’ policy framework to pander to pro-crypto voters.” Trump has embraced a pro-crypto stance, pledging support at the recent Bitcoin Conference. Former presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy shared two predictions about former U.S. President Donald […]

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