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Flowbank Collapse: The Unlikely Savior of Your Entire Life Savings

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a person holding onto their life savings in one hand and a Swiss franc note in the other as they stand at the edge of a cliff overlooking a chasm below. The ground beneath them is crumbling, symbolizing instability. A faint image of an anchor can be seen on the horizon, barely visible above the clouds. In the distance, smoke rises from what appears to be a bank building collapse. The person's face contorts in worry and fear as they struggle to maintain their grip on both hands.

The grandeur of cryptocurrency is truly a wondrous thing. A whole market built upon nothing but thin air and reckless abandon for good sense. And now we have yet another stablecoin issuer, Anchored Coins, warning us that its precious Euro (AEUR) might be in trouble due to the collapse of FlowBank. Because what’s more reliable than Swiss banking, right? I mean who needs actual reserves when you can just ‘allocate a part’ and hope for the best

Source: cointelegraph

Anchored Coins warns of potential issues for AEUR amid FlowBank collapse
https://cointelegraph.com/news/anchored-coins-collateral-aeur-stablecoin-flowbank
The bankruptcy of Flowbank could have repercussions for the Anchored Coins Euro (AEUR) stablecoin after the digital asset firm said it had “allocated a part of its reserve as collateral” to the Swiss bank.  In a notice published on its website, Anchored Coins said while the bank guarantee issued by FlowBank had not been terminated, collateral for AEUR was part of the bank estate “without any privilege.” The stablecoin issuer […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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