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Flappy Bird’s Desperate Cry for Help: Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Crypto and in-Game Ads?

BlockchainCrypto NewsNews Doug Martinez September 24, 2024

A bird is shown trapped inside a green pipe with its wings flapping wildly as coins and tokens swirl around it in a chaotic mess. The background is filled with cryptic symbols, advertisements, and energy bars.

They’re flapping their way into crypto, but not NFTs… because why bother? The Flappy Bird team has confirmed that its new version will have Web3 integrations via Telegram, because who doesn’t love unnecessary complexity in a mobile game. Users can opt out of these ‘features’, which is nice I suppose, but it’s clear the real goal here is to get people hooked on buying more energy and items with their precious crypto tokens. Because what every gamer needs is another way for developers to nickel-and-dime them. And don’t even get me started on in-game ads – because who doesn’t love watching a 30-second video of some irrelevant product just to earn a few extra points? The whole thing reeks of desperation, like the team behind Flappy Bird has nothing better to do than try and cling to its faded glory by shoehorning crypto into every possible corner. Meanwhile, Dong Nguyen – the original creator who had the good sense to pull the plug on this mess back in 2014 – is wisely distancing himself from it all.

Source: cointelegraph

Flappy Bird will ‘never have’ NFTs but will have a crypto ‘option’
https://cointelegraph.com/news/flappy-bird-wont-have-nfts-will-have-crypto-option
The team behind the revived mobile hit Flappy Bird has confirmed that the new version will give users the option to use Web3 but will not touch non-fungible tokens (NFTs). The new game was first revealed earlier this month, and hidden pages on a website for the game suggested it had links to crypto, which wasn’t confirmed until after it launched on Sept. 16. Speaking to Cointelegraph, a spokesperson from […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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