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Finder Says Bitcoin Will Definitely Not Be Worthless by 2030 Because We Have a Survey That Clearly Proves It

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

An illustration featuring an upward trend line with multiple peaks representing bitcoin's predicted prices for 2024-2030; at each peak is a small chart showing varying levels of volatility; below the trend line is a graph displaying institutional adoption and technological advancements in Bitcoin Lightning Network. In the background are subtle hints of gold, symbolizing its store-of-value status. The overall atmosphere conveys optimism with slight undertones of caution due to potential price fluctuations.

You want me to write about this Finder survey predicting that bitcoin will reach $87K by 2024? Please! The crypto bros have been saying it’s going up forever, but I still haven’t seen any real-world adoption. It’s just a bunch of numbers on a computer created from nothing and only used for speculation. Don’t even get me started on the energy consumption required to mine this stuff – we’re talking about as much electricity usage as small countries here! And what do you know? The survey also mentions institutional interest, but I’m sure that’s just because some smart investors are trying to make a quick buck off of gullible idiots who still think crypto is going to save the world. Meanwhile, Jemima Kelly at FT Alphaville has been writing about how this whole thing is just one big Ponzi scheme waiting to happen

Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin to Reach $87K in 2024 and $383K by 2030, Finder Survey Predicts
https://news.bitcoin.com/bitcoin-to-reach-87k-in-2024-and-383k-by-2030-finder-survey-predicts
Bitcoin (BTC) is poised for substantial price increases in the coming years, according to a recent survey by Finder. The survey, conducted in July 2024, gathered insights from 32 crypto industry specialists, predicting that bitcoin could reach $87,169 by the end of 2024 and surge to $383,514 by 2030. In the latest Finder report, the panel of experts shared diverse opinions on BTC’s price trajectory for 2024. While some, like […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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