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FIDELITY’S CRYPTIC DOWNFALL: 77,000 Crypto Fanatics’ Secrets Sold to Highest Bidder

A darkened cityscape at dusk with a giant Fidelity logo cracked open like a skull, spilling out customer information into the air as cryptic symbols and codes swirl around it. A faint image of a person's face is visible through the cracks in the background, symbolizing those affected by the breach.

It seems like even crypto’s best friends are getting hacked left and right! Fidelity just confirmed a massive breach that exposed the personal info of over 77k customers – because what could possibly go wrong with storing sensitive data on servers accessible to anyone who knows where to look? It’s not like this is happening at every other major financial institution or anything…

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) issuer Fidelity Investments confirmed a data breach compromised the personal information of over 77,000 customers. On Oct. 9, Fidelity notified Maine’s attorney general that 77,099 of its customers were impacted by a breach — a fraction of its 51.5 million customer base. An attacker accessed customer names and other personal identifiers between Aug. 17 and 19 by using two recently established customer accounts. The unauthorized access […]

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