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Fed’s Secret Plan to Steal Your Money Through Magic Numbers Looming

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a magician pulling out money from thin air with dollar and pound signs swirling around him. The background is filled with graphs showing economic data in red and green colors indicating rising or falling trends. A calendar on the wall shows September highlighted as it's being pulled towards the foreground by an invisible force, symbolizing the impending interest rate cut decision of the Federal Reserve. In the bottom left corner a faint image of two hands shaking can be seen through a broken glass window hinting at market volatility and uncertainty.

I’m not sure why anyone would still be investing their money in the stock market after all these years. It’s like playing a game of roulette but with your life savings on the line instead of chips. But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing go for it! So this week is going to be big because some data will come out and people will try to guess what the Fed and BoE are thinking about interest rates again. Because we all know how well they’ve done with predicting economic trends in the past (sarcasm alert

Source: www.reuters

Morning Bid: Data tests loom for Fed, BoE
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/global-markets-view-europe-2024-08-15/
A look at the day ahead in European and global markets from Kevin Buckland This week, and this month, are once again showing that data is king, with investors parsing recent economic releases for clues on the likely pace of interest cuts at the Federal Reserve and the Bank of England. Potential flashpoints for policy expectations loom for the currency markets on Thursday, when U.S. retail sales and Britain's GDP […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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