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FBI Discovers Shocking Truth: Crypto Schemes Are Actually Scams and People Lose Money!

A  pig is seen being led away by a group of scammers in suits, while another pig looks on from behind bars. In the background, dollar bills are flying out of reach and people with worried expressions look down at their empty pockets.

Because you need someone from a government agency to tell you that cryptocurrency scams are bad. I mean, come on folks! It’s not exactly rocket science – if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But hey, at least the FBI has finally caught up with what us crypto cynics have been saying for years: pig butchering schemes (a.k.a. fake crypto investments) are a thing and they’re rife in Maryland. Who knew? Between January and August 2024 alone, residents of that lovely state reported almost $54.5 million in losses from these scams. That’s like losing the entire GDP of some small island nation! And let me guess – it was all to do with ‘can’t-miss investment opportunities’ courtesy of shady characters based overseas? Yeah, because nothing says ‘legitimate business venture’ quite like a scam artist who promises you riches for doing absolutely nothing.

Source: bitcoin.com

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Baltimore office has issued a warning about the increasing prevalence of cryptocurrency investment fraud in Maryland. Known as “pig butchering,” scammers trick victims into fake crypto investments, leading to massive financial losses. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Baltimore office issued a press release on Tuesday addressing the rising threat of cryptocurrency investment fraud in Maryland. Known as “pig butchering,” this form of fraud […]

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