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Famous CEO Asks Judges to Go Easy on Her Because Being a Billion Dollar Thief Is Hard Work

A  CEO sits at a desk with papers scattered around them, looking frazzled and stressed as they hold their head in one hand while clutching a briefcase full of money in the other. In the background, a judge's gavel hangs ominously from the wall.

Yeah because nothing says ‘I’m truly sorry’ like trying to get out of jail with a slap on the wrist after helping facilitate one of the biggest financial heists in history. Caroline Ellison’s lawyers are basically saying, ‘Hey judge, my client was really good at being bad and now she promises not to be that bad again.’ Meanwhile, all those poor souls who lost their life savings because of her antics get a big fat zero for justice served.

Source: bitcoin.com

Caroline Ellison, the former CEO of Alameda Research, is seeking leniency in her sentencing for her role in the FTX fraud. Her lawyers have filed a sentencing memorandum emphasizing her extensive cooperation with authorities and personal acceptance of responsibility for her actions. In a detailed court filing submitted by Caroline Ellison’s legal team, they outline her cooperation with the U.S. Attorney’s Office, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), and the […]

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