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Ethereum’s Last Gasp: Will It Even Breathe New Life in 2024, or Remain Forever Stuck in Crypto Purgatory?

News Barry Thompson September 9, 2024

A comic-style illustration of Ethereum's price graph stuck in limbo between two opposing forces: a downward trend represented by a ghostly figure pulling on chains, and an upward surge depicted as a burst of flames pushing against it.

It’s time to talk about Ethereum and its laughable attempts at breaking new all-time highs in 2024. Because, of course, it has a slim chance of doing so – after all, what asset doesn’t have an inflated sense of self-importance? According to Nick Forster, the founder of crypto derivatives platform Derive (how’s that for a name?), Ethereum is struggling with ‘a lack of strong narrative’ and can’t compete with those sexy tech stocks. And by gosh, he might be right – since January 1st, Ether has only managed a whopping 0.98% gain while Nvidia stock is up a staggering 122.57%. You know what that means? It’s time to break out the champagne… for Ethereum’s continued irrelevance.

Source: cointelegraph

Ether all-time high in 2024 ‘possible, but not highly likely’
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-all-time-highs-price-2024-crypto-analyst-predictions
An analyst has argued that Ether has a slim chance of hitting new all-time highs by the end of 2024, as the asset has struggled to build a strong narrative and keep up with the appeal of tech stocks.  However, several traders are adamant a price spike is just around the corner. “Right now, Ethereum is struggling with a lack of a strong narrative to drive its price, especially compared […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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