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Ethereum’s Desperate Cry for Help: The Crypto That Was Supposed to Rule It All Now Sells for Pennies on the Street

A dejected Ethereum logo sits amidst shattered cryptocurrency coins on a darkened city street at dusk, with broken screens of computers in the background displaying plummeting stock prices. A faint light shines from an alleyway where Mando CT's figure is seen walking away, holding a tablet showing his chart analysis.

Ethereum’s latest price drop has left some investors wondering if they’ve been scammed all along (no kidding). The coin that was supposed to revolutionize everything is now just another also-ran in the crypto space, failing to keep up with Bitcoin and other altcoins. But hey, who needs fundamentals when you can have a bunch of wannabe whales trying to pump it back up?.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum (ETH) price is down 7.5% for the week after failing to replicate Bitcoin (BTC) and other major altcoins’ market recovery. However, one analyst believes that ETH’s longer-term market structure is bullish due to the price entering a key demand zone. Mando CT, a Web3 specialist and independent trader, shared his thoughts with his 600K followers on X, implying the importance of “patience” with Ethereum. The trader said that Ethereum […]

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