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Ethereum Traders Predict Apocalypse, Bet Big Money Will Get Lost Amidst Sudden Onset of Reasoned Behavior

A  illustration depicting a rollercoaster with sharp drops and steep climbs, representing market volatility. In the background, an American flag waves amidst flames, symbolizing uncertainty around the US presidential election. A Bitcoin character stands calmly at one end of the track, while an Ether character is shown tumbling through space, conveying its predicted higher sensitivity to external events.

The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Traders Betting on Chaos Ahead of US Election.

Source: cointelegraph

Traders are anticipating much more significant price swings for Ether (ETH) compared to Bitcoin (BTC), with significant macroeconomic events on the horizon, according to a crypto analyst. Derive founder Nick Forster pointed out in an Oct. 2 analyst note viewed by Cointelegraph that there is an anticipated spike in Ether forward volatility — the expected future volatility of Ether’s price — from Oct. 25 to Nov. 8, coinciding with the United […]

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