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Ethereum Traders Now Officially Experts in Predicting the Exact Date of Their Own Inevitable Bankruptcy at an Average Price Per Month

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of an Ethereum logo with its value dropping down through a series of descending lines and arrows, while at the same time showing people jumping out of windows in panic as their bank accounts are being drained. The scene is set against a backdrop of falling prices on stock tickers and graphs displaying red numbers indicating losses. In the foreground, there's an image of a calendar with August marked off one by one, each day representing another step closer to inevitable bankruptcy for Ethereum traders.

Crypto traders are at it again – this time they’re warning of an impending doom for Ether’s price, which is currently trading above $2K. Analysts like McKenna and Brandt think there’s a high chance ETH will drop to as low as $1.6k due to supply congestion zones and bearish chart patterns

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum traders say ETH price at risk of a deeper correction to $1.6K
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-traders-say-eth-price-at-risk-of-a-deeper-correction-to-1-6k
Ether’s price is trading 25% above the eight-month low of $2,112, reached on Aug. 5. The second-largest cryptocurrency by market capitalization has been on an uptrend, gaining 13% over the last seven days. Despite this performance, analysts believe that downside risks still remain for Ether (ETH) at the moment. “I don’t really expect $ETH to break above $2800-2900 but rather remain range bound for August and some of September,” Arete […]

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