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Ethereum Succeeds in Doing Exactly What It Was Designed to Do Again Today

Crypto NewsHackMemecoins 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a rocket blasting off into the sky with flames and smoke behind it; in front of the rocket is an increasing line graph representing growth; at the top right corner there are several small blocks stacked together forming a tower that gets higher as you move up. The background has subtle layer-2 blockchain network patterns, while the foreground shows faint outlines of memecoins floating around the rocket and growing larger with each passing second. In contrast to the chaotic scene in front of it, the rocket itself is sleek and streamlined;

Another day another record broken in the never-ending parade of absurdity that is cryptocurrency! You’d think people would be getting tired of these “records” but hey, who needs actual innovation when you can just scale up a bunch of useless transactions and call it progress? I mean seriously, 12.4 million transactions on Ethereum L2? That’s not impressive, that’s just noise. And what are they even for? Creating more memecoins to enrich the already über-wealthy crypto bros no doubt

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum L2 ecosystem processes a record 12.4M transactions in a day
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-l2-ecosystem-processes-a-record-12-4-m-transactions-in-a-day
Ethereum’s layer-2 scaling ecosystem has just reached a new daily transaction all-time high. According to data from Growthepie, an Ethereum layer-2 block space analytics platform, aggregated daily transactions across the scaling ecosystem hit a record 12.42 million on Aug. 12.  Leon Waidmann, head of research at the Onchain Foundation, commented on the milestone in a post on X on Aug. 13, stating that “scalability is improving rapidly” and “user activity […]

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