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Ethereum Price About to BLAST OFF Into Stratospheric Heights as Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds

A  illustration of Donald Trump standing on top of an Ethereum blockchain landscape with flames and confetti surrounding him as people from different crypto backgrounds (dressed in various business attire) cheerfully jump into a massive pile of Ether coins while the price chart for ETH soars upwards, symbolizing market frenzy. The atmosphere is electric with excitement.

The crypto bros are at it again – this time celebrating Donald Trump’s presidential election win with an over-the-top rally of their favorite altcoin, Ethereum (ETH). But let’s not get too carried away here folks, because as we all know, the only thing more unreliable than a politician is a cryptocurrency price chart. At its peak on Nov 12th ETH/USD traded at $3,392 – nearly triple its value from just seven days prior.

Source: cointelegraph

Increasing excitement over a crypto-friendly business environment in the United States following Donald Trump’s presidential election win caused the price of Ether (ETH) to jump over 37% over the last seven days to trade at highs not seen since July 24. ETH/USD daily chart. Source: TradingView At the time of writing, Ether is trading at $3,392 with increasing demand through spot Ethereum ETFs, and onchain metrics suggest that the altcoins […]

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