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Ethereum Price About to BLAST OFF… But You Won’t Believe These Sneaky Forces Trying to Bring It Crashing Down!

Crypto NewsEthereumFeatured Kevin Nelson October 19, 2024

A stylized illustration depicting Ether's rocket ship blasting off into space with flames and smoke, however in the background there are shadowy figures lurking around it trying to pull the rope that would bring it crashing down.

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Source: cointelegraph

Odds of Ethereum price rally to $3K increase, but a few red flags remain
https://cointelegraph.com/news/analysts-ether-price-breakout-3k-dip-2-4k-first
Ether is setting up for a rally above the $3,000 psychological mark, but analysts warn of more potential downside ahead of the breakout. Ether (ETH) price could be gearing up for a rally above $3,000, according to a technical chart pattern emerging on the daily chart. The analyst wrote in an Oct. 17 X post: ETH/USD, 1-day chart, inverse head-and-shoulder pattern. Source: Mikybull The head-and-shoulder pattern is used by technical […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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