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Ethereum Is Dying… Again: The Shocking Truth Behind Its ‘Dismal’ Price Action (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Just You)

News 2 Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

A illustration depicting a sinking ship with 'Ethereum' written on its side in bold letters. The ship is surrounded by several smaller boats and ships labeled as Solana, Sui, Aptos, etc., all moving away from the sinking vessel. In the background, a giant anchor holds down another boat labeled 'Layer-2', while multiple ropes stretch out to other vessels.

The never-ending saga of Ether’s woes continues! It seems like VanEck is trying to tell us that Ethereum’s poor price performance can be attributed to a trifecta of troubles: declining network revenue, ‘deliberate policy choices’ (read: developers are getting tired of the blockchain drama), and value extraction from layer-2 solutions. Yeah, because nothing says ‘value proposition’ like extracting wealth from your own ecosystem. And let’s not forget about those pesky Solana, Sui, and Aptos networks that can process thousands of transactions per second – they’re basically sucking all the speculative demand away from Ethereum like a blockchain-based vampire squid.

Source: cointelegraph

Multiple factors fueling Ether’s ‘dismal’ price action — VanEck
https://cointelegraph.com/news/multiple-factors-fueling-ethereum-s-dismal-price-action-van-eck
Asset manager VanEck outlined multiple factors contributing to Ether’s (ETH) poor price performance in its Crypto Monthly Recap for August 2024. The report divided the issues plaguing Ethereum into three main categories: a general decline in network revenue, “deliberate policy choices,” and value extraction from layer-2 solutions and service providers. According to VanEck, a consumer shift to higher-throughput layer-1 blockchains like Solana (SOL) is partially to blame for the general […]

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