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Ethereum Is About to Skyrocket Because of Some Magic Paper That a Bunch of Rich Guys Said Might Be Useful

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 5 Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space with flames shooting out from behind it; at the top left corner is an image of a rising stock market graph; on the right side are two images: one showing money flowing in, represented by arrows pointing upwards and coins pouring down, while another shows 40% marked as being locked away. The rocket ship has 'Ethereum' written across its body with flames forming into dollar signs at their tips. In space above it is an image of a rising sun symbolizing growth;

Let’s talk about something truly absurd – people actually believing a cryptocurrency can reach $5,000 because of some fancy-pants financial product. I mean seriously, we’re not even talking about the inherent valuelessness of Ethereum here or how it’s just a bunch of made-up numbers on a computer; no, let’s focus on this ridiculous idea that ETFs are going to make people rich

Source: bitcoin.com

Ethereum ETFs Could Drive Prices to New Highs, Says Bitwise CIO
https://news.bitcoin.com/ethereum-etfs-could-drive-prices-to-new-highs-says-bitwise-cio
Ethereum prices are poised to reach new all-time highs, according to Matt Hougan, chief investment officer at Bitwise. Hougan’s analysis suggests that the introduction of spot ethereum exchange-traded funds (ETFs) will significantly impact ether prices, potentially driving them above $5,000 by year-end. Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan predicts that while the initial week’s post-ETP launch may experience volatility due to money flowing out of the Grayscale Ethereum Trust (ETHE), the overall […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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