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Ethereum ICO Whale Scores Life-Changing Windfall After Deciding Not to Panic and Sell at 3 AM on a Tuesday

EthereumHackRipple 2 Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an Ethereum whale sitting on top of a mountain range with snow-capped peaks and valleys filled with Ether coins in various denominations. The whale has a calm expression as it gazes out into the distance while holding onto 1 million ETH worth roughly $154 million at its current price, representing a life-changing windfall for the ICO investor who decided not to panic sell on that fateful Tuesday morning.

Another day another dump in Ether’s value because it turns out that even whales can’t keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! This time around an Ethereum ICO whale has decided to cash out some 48K ETH worth over a cool $154 million at the current price of $3,176. That’s quite impressive considering this guy bought his Ether back in 2016 for just $0.31 per unit – talk about getting lucky or what? But don’t get too excited because we all know that crypto is nothing more than hot air and worthless numbers on a computer screen created by people who have no idea how to make real money

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum ICO whale deposits 48.5K ETH at 1,024,416% profit
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-whale-deposits-48-5-k-eth-roi
The Ether price is experiencing a rocky third quarter as new data reveals that an Ethereum initial coin offering (ICO) whale with 1 million ETH has been moving major amounts to exchanges over the past month. The launch of spot Ether (ETH) exchange-traded funds in the United States hasn’t triggered a positive price reaction either, as net total inflows remain largely negative due to outflows from the Grayscale Ethereum Trust. The […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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