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Ethereum Blockchain Hackers Get Caught Red-Handed and Now Theyre Begging for Forgiveness in Prison While Counting Down the Days Until Their Release

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation 1 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of two men sitting on opposite sides of prison bars. One man is looking at his watch with a worried expression while counting down days until release on an imaginary calendar. The other man has his head buried in hands as if begging for forgiveness, surrounded by broken chains and shattered glass representing the Ethereum blockchain hack that led to their imprisonment. A faint image of cryptocurrency coins can be seen scattered around them amidst shadows suggesting confinement and darkness.

Another day another crypto scam. Can’t these people just stick to robbing banks like normal folk? The fact that they managed to steal 25 million dollars within seconds is a testament to how easily manipulated this ‘secure’ blockchain technology really is. And let’s be real, who needs security when you can have flashy tech and get rich quick? I mean seriously though, these guys are going down for up to 20 years each if convicted – that’s what happens when you try to scam the system with your shiny new Ethereum exploit

Source: bitcoin.com

$25M Sophisticated Ethereum Blockchain Exploit Leads to Arrests in US
https://news.bitcoin.com/25m-sophisticated-ethereum-blockchain-exploit-leads-to-arrests-in-us
The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has indicted two brothers for wire fraud and money laundering. They allegedly exploited the Ethereum blockchain to steal $25 million in cryptocurrency within 12 seconds. Using sophisticated techniques, they manipulated transactions and concealed their identities. If convicted, each faces up to 20 years in prison for each count. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) announced on May 15 that Anton Peraire-Bueno, 24, and James […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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