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ETH PLUMMETS 10% IN 3 DAYS: ICO Whale Sells Out Entire Family Trust and Cries to Mom

A whale is shown crying into its mom's shoulder as it holds onto an empty wallet labeled 'ETH 2014' and a stack of worthless papers representing lost value.

It’s time to call shenanigans on Ethereum again! It seems like an ICO whale has decided it’s had enough of this overhyped nonsense and is offloading a whopping $47M worth of ETH onto the market, sending prices tanking almost 10% in just three days. I mean, who needs that kind of volatility when you’re trying to make a buck? It seems like even some die-hard Ethereum fans are jumping ship – ‘Bluntz’ quipped on X (formerly Twitter) that day zero ETH OG’s are abandoning the sinking ship, while Solana maximalist ‘Cozy The Caller’ added fuel to the FUD fire by saying Ethereum is dragging crypto lower. But hey, at least some people still care about this stuff… or so they claim.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum fear, uncertainty, and doubt may be seeping back into the market as Ether prices tank and an Ethereum whale offloaded another chunk of ETH accrued from the blockchain’s initial coin offering in 2014.  On Oct. 3, onchain transaction analytics platform Lookonchain observed that an Ethereum ICO participant had been aggressively offloading the asset over the last week. It noted that over the past two days, the entity had sold […]

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