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ETH Investors Flock to Their Graves as Markets Recover and They Still Can’t Get Out of the Shit

An illustration of a zombie emerging from a grave with an Ethereum logo in place of their head and coins spilling out behind them as they stumble towards a rising graph showing increasing market value. The background is dark grey to represent the recovery after a downturn. A faint image of Bitcoin can be seen buried beneath the ground, representing its decline compared to ETH's growth. In the distance, multi-colored altcoins are shown floating in mid-air, symbolizing their performance and diversification within crypto markets.

Oh boy, here we go again with more crypto bros trying to get rich quick and making fools out of themselves! It’s like they think this is some kind of game where you can just bet on a bunch of numbers spinning around in circles and win big time

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum exchange-traded products were the top choice for institutional investors as money returned to crypto funds following the Aug. 5 market slump.  In its Digital Asset Funds Weekly Report published on Aug. 12, asset manager CoinShares revealed that crypto asset investment products saw inflows totaling $176 million for the week ending Aug. 11. It found that Ether (ETH) funds benefited the most from the market correction, attracting $155 million in inflows […]

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