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ETH Inflation Explodes to 0.74%: ‘Ultrasound Money’ Narrative Implodes in Spectacular Fashion – Guess Who’s Crying Now?

A comic illustration depicting Ethereum's inflation rate as a runaway train with flames and smoke billowing out from its wheels, while Vitalik Buterin stands in front of it looking concerned, surrounded by charts showing the decline of onchain activity and burn rates.

It seems like Ethereum’s ‘ultrasound money’ narrative has finally reached its crescendo – or should I say, deflation? The inflation rate on the platform has skyrocketed to an impressive 0.74%, and all of a sudden everyone is talking about it. It’s almost as if they didn’t see this coming… Oh wait, that would be impossible because Vitalik Buterin himself co-founded Ethereum! One can only imagine his excitement at seeing his baby grow into the deflationary nightmare he always wanted to create (not really). The real question on everyone’s mind is: what took so long? Was it just a matter of time before layer-2 solutions like Arbitrum and Optimism came along and started processing transactions off the mainnet, reducing gas fees and burning less ETH in the process?.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum’s inflation rate has surged to 0.74%, raising concerns about its long-held “ultrasound money” narrative, according to Binance’s October 2024 Monthly Market Insights report. The research report indicated that the Ether (ETH) issuance rate is at its highest level in two years, as reduced onchain activity and lower burn rates shift the asset’s economic status. The findings highlight a growing issue for the asset, which Vitalik Buterin co-founded. They cast […]

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