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ETH CRASH PREDICTION CONFIRMED: You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Behind 40 Months of Unrelenting Despair (Hint: It’s Not Just a Coin)

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The Ethereum slump: Because who needs inherent value when you can have nothing?.

Source: cointelegraph

Ether (ETH), the native token of the Ethereum network, has fallen by roughly 25% against Bitcoin (BTC) since the start of 2024 and the lowest levels in 40 months. The outlook for Ether remains bearish in the coming weeks, particularly as the likelihood of Federal Reserve interest rate cuts in September increases. A key factor in Ether’s bearish outlook is the growing positive correlation between the ETH/BTC pair and the […]

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