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Elon Musk Unleashes Cybercab of Doom and the Internet Collapses in Shambles

A futuristic cityscape in ruins, buildings crumbling and cars overturned as screens flicker to life displaying Tesla's Cybercab and Cybervan models on giant billboards amidst chaos. A lone Optimus robot stands at the edge of a destroyed street, its limbs splayed outwards while humans flee from it in terror.

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Source: cointelegraph

Tesla’s big technology showcase appears to have missed the mark after an underwhelming series of announcements and reveals at the company’s Oct. 10 “We, Robot” event in Hollywood, California.  The company’s stocks have taken a nearly 8% hit in the wake of the event, while rival Uber’s are up by almost 9% at the time of writing.  Autonomous vehicles and the “Optimus” humanoid robot were at the center of the […]

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