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ELON MUSK GETS RIPPED a NEW ONE BY THE SEC: Billionaire’s Epic Fail to Show Up to Twitter Hearing Leaves Him Reeling, and We’re Here for It!

Crypto NewsFeaturedNews Linda Williams September 23, 2024

A Elon Musk is shown standing on stage with a podium in front of him, but he's not speaking - his mouth is frozen mid-sentence and his eyes are wide with panic as he looks down at a calendar that reads 'Sept 19' crossed out multiple times. In the background, a giant clock ticks away while two SEC officials stand off to one side looking stern.

} In other news that’s not surprising at all, Elon Musk is in trouble with the SEC for failing to show up to a scheduled testimony about his Twitter purchase. Because what did we expect? The man who thinks he can just tweet his way out of accountability has finally met someone who isn’t afraid to call him on it. I mean, come on, $44 billion and you can’t even be bothered to fly in for the hearing? That’s not a billionaire, that’s a guy with a bad case of FOMO (fear of missing out) when it comes to dodging accountability. And let me tell you, if there’s one thing I love more than watching Musk squirm, it’s seeing him get taken down by his own ego. The SEC is seeking sanctions against him for violating the terms of their agreement – a move that has been described as .

Source: cointelegraph

SEC seeks sanctions against Elon Musk over Twitter investigation
https://cointelegraph.com/news/sec-seeks-sanctions-against-elon-musk-over-twitter-purchase
The United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) revealed that it is seeking monetary and legal sanctions to force billionaire Elon Musk to appear for a scheduled testimony. The entrepreneur allegedly failed to appear and provide testimony to the financial regulator about the $44 billion purchase of the Twitter platform in 2022. More specifically, the SEC intends to file sanctions against Musk, ordering him to “Show Cause [for] why he […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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