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Election Day Apocalypse: The Shocker That Will Wipe Crypto Off the Face of Earth Forever

BitcoinCrypto NewsCyprus Kevin Nelson October 26, 2024

A chaotic cityscape with a giant Bitcoin chart in flames, Kamala Harris's face melting like wax amidst Donald Trump standing triumphantly atop a pile of cryptocurrency coins, while a group of miners are shown fleeing their rigs as a SEC building burns in the background. The illustration is set against a dark and ominous sky with lightning bolts striking down.

The crypto space is abuzz with anticipation as the 2024 US presidential election hurtles towards its climax – because what’s a little democracy when you can get rich quick, right? } The stage is set for a real-life game of Risk, where the winner gets to dictate the fate of cryptocurrency. And let me tell you, both Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are playing with loaded dice. While Trump has been enthusiastically embracing crypto like it’s his new favorite child (and honestly, who can blame him?), Harris is keeping her cards close to her chest – a trait that either makes or breaks the future of cryptocurrency in this country.

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto’s future at stake: How the 2024 US election could shape the industry
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-future-2024-us-election-impact-industry
The 2024 United States presidential election is right around the corner, and its outcome could significantly impact the future of cryptocurrency. With Kamala Harris and Donald Trump running neck and neck, the crypto community is watching closely. Analysts say a Trump victory could immediately catapult Bitcoin (BTC) to new all-time highs, thanks to his promises of removing Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair Gary Gensler and supporting Bitcoin mining in […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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