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Dubai’s DIFC Just Partnered With the One Company That Actually Makes You Lose Money on Blockchain

An illustration of a person holding an empty wallet while standing next to a large pile of worthless cryptocurrency coins with a Dubai cityscape fading into the background. The person is surrounded by broken chains representing failed investments. A faint image of Ripple's logo can be seen on one of the building windows, but it appears worn and faded like everything else in the scene. In the foreground, there are scattered XRP tokens that seem to have been blown away from a pile, with some stuck between cracks or caught in broken glass shards.

Oh boy, here we go again. The latest attempt by crypto bros to legitimize their “industry” is a partnership between Ripple and some financial center in Dubai. Because what every industry needs is more fake partnerships with unproven technology. Meanwhile, the real question remains: who actually uses this stuff? Oh right, only criminals

Source: bitcoin.com

Ripple has unveiled its plan to partner with the Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC) Innovation Hub to promote blockchain and crypto adoption in the UAE. The collaboration seeks to encourage innovation among early-stage companies and large institutions. Ripple has dedicated one billion XRP to provide financial, technical, and business support to developers on the XRP Ledger (XRPL). Ripple announced on Wednesday its plan to partner with the Dubai International Financial […]

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