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DOOMED: TON Trainwreck Derails Entire Internet, DOGS MemeCoin Causes Global Blackout (Because Who Needs Functionality Anyway?)

Crypto NewsEthereumMemecoins 2 Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

A cartoon train derails off a cliff into a dark void, with internet cables snapping like twigs as it falls. In the distance, a dog's face appears in the sky, surrounded by broken memecoin tokens and shattered screens.

The TON trainwreck continues to chug along, leaving a trail of broken dreams and DOGS-themed merchandise in its wake. It seems that all it takes is some good old-fashioned hype around a memecoin for the network to grind to a halt. Who needs actual value or functionality when you can just create something called ‘DOGS’ and watch as gullible investors throw their money at it? The TON Foundation, ever quick on the draw with excuses, blames the validator overload caused by DOGS transactions. You know what would really help restore consensus though? A healthy dose of skepticism towards these get-rich-quick schemes and a reminder that cryptocurrency is just numbers on a computer created from thin air.

Source: cointelegraph

TON struck by outage, no new blocks produced in 3 hours
https://cointelegraph.com/news/telegram-open-network-ton-outage-no-blocks-three-hours-dogs-memecoin
The Open Network (TON) has stopped validating new transactions and hasn’t produced a new block in more than three hours. In an Aug. 28 X post, the TON-based community platform Tonk Inu said that the TON network had been experiencing an ongoing outage and pinned the blame on a frenzy of market hype over a newly launched Dogs (DOGS) memecoin. At the time of writing on Aug. 28 at 2:18 […]

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