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Don’t Try This at Home: Woman’s Epic Fail to Off Someone With Bitcoin Lands Her an Impressive 8 Year Prison Sentence (You Won’t Believe What Happened Next)

A woman sits behind bars with a defeated expression as she looks down at a computer screen displaying a dark web page and a bitcoin wallet balance of nearly zero dollars.

It’s a bloody miracle we don’t hear about more murder-for-hire plots using cryptocurrency every day! I mean, what could possibly go wrong with transferring nearly $10,000 in bitcoin to some shady hitman website on the dark web? The anonymity of crypto is just so… anonymous. And yet again, it seems like only criminals are stupid enough to use this technology for nefarious purposes. Meanwhile, law-abiding citizens can’t even get a decent cup of coffee without being tracked by their smartphones. Thanks, blockchain! You’re really doing the world some good there.

Source: bitcoin.com

A woman has been sentenced to over eight years in prison after her murder-for-hire plot using bitcoin fell apart. Melody Sasser attempted to use the dark web to hire a hitman to kill an Alabama resident. She paid nearly $10,000 in cryptocurrency and tried to make the murder look like an accident. Authorities discovered incriminating evidence in her home, leading to her arrest and conviction. The U.S. Homeland Security Investigations […]

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