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Dollar Sucks So Hard Now That Even the Most Basic Economic Concept Is Enough to Make It Flee for Cover

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of the dollar bill with its face torn off and fleeing in fear from an explosion marked by red flames and smoke rising above it; a broken chain is seen at the bottom, releasing coins that are scattering away like confetti; nearby, various economic indicators such as inflation rates, interest yields, and stock market indices are shown on screens displaying downward trends. In the background, Tokyo's skyline can be seen with buildings marked by red lights indicating alarm or warning signals. The overall atmosphere is one of chaos and panic.

Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn’t as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what’s causing this? Well, let me tell you – it’s not because of any genius economic policies or anything like that (although I’m sure our esteemed politicians would love to take credit for it). No, no! It’s simply because inflation is slowing down and people are starting to think the Fed might actually cut interest rates. Oh boy

Source: www.reuters

Asia stocks firm, dollar sags with US yields on Fed cut bets
https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/global-markets-wrapup-1-2024-08-15/
TOKYO, Aug 15 (Reuters) - Asian stocks were firm on Thursday while the dollar remained on the back foot amid lower U.S. Treasury yields after benign consumer inflation data overnight reinforced bets for the Federal Reserve to start cutting interest rates next month. Regional markets took their lead from gains on Wall Street, with Japan's Nikkei (.N225), opens new tab rising 0.8% as of 0540 GMT and Australia's stock benchmark […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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