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Dollar Collapses in Shocking Treasury Building Meltdown as Jane Yellin Freaks Out Over Secret Reserve City

An illustration depicting Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen standing confidently in front of a podium, with her hands clasped together. The U.S. dollar sign lies at her feet, partially hidden by a fallen American flag. Her expression is stern as she addresses the audience behind her. To the side, Colby Smith from the Financial Times looks on with an amused expression.

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Source: bitcoin.com

The Treasury Department sign fell sharply as Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen faced a tough question about the U.S. dollar’s reserve currency status being at risk. U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen discussed key elements of the U.S. economic strategy last week at a press conference during the 2024 International Monetary Fund (IMF) and World Bank Annual Meetings. A brief moment of levity shifted the tone when an unplanned incident briefly captured […]

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