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DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program Because Someone Finally Realized You Can’t Bribe People to Stop Being Suckers With Free Money

Crypto NewsDeFiFeatured 4 Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

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More like “DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program for Gullible Idiots Who Invested in Crypto”. Because let’s face it, if you’re stupid enough to invest in cryptocurrency and think you can get rich quick, maybe you should be rewarded with a prize. But seriously, this program is about tackling the crypto scams that have been ripping people off left and right. It’s time someone took action against these so-called “businesses” that are just fronts for money laundering and other nefarious activities

Source: bitcoin.com

DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program to Tackle Crypto Crimes
https://news.bitcoin.com/doj-launches-whistleblower-awards-program-to-tackle-crypto-crimes
The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has initiated a Corporate Whistleblower Awards Pilot Program to encourage reporting of corporate criminal activities. This three-year program targets financial institutions, including cryptocurrency businesses, to enhance the detection and prosecution of corporate crimes. Whistleblowers who provide non-public information leading to forfeitures over $1 million are eligible for awards. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has launched the Corporate Whistleblower Awards Pilot Program to incentivize […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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