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Digital Asset Fund Inflows Suddenly Soar as Panicked Investors Flock to the One Coin That Won’t Tank for Another 6 Months, Because Why Not at This Point

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 8 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of an anxious-looking investor frantically buying ethereum coins as they pour into his wallet from above while he's standing at the edge of a cliff with a cityscape below him representing market volatility and uncertainty; behind him is a large digital screen displaying rapidly increasing prices. In contrast to this, in the background there are investors holding short positions who look worriedly watching their assets dwindle as they're being swept away by an incoming wave symbolizing the reversal of fortunes.

The great crypto correction – where gullible idiots finally realize their precious altcoins aren’t worth squat! It’s about time these get-rich-quick schemes started to tank. Ethereum leading with $155M inflows? More like the desperate clinging on by its fingernails as investors flee in droves

Source: bitcoin.com

Digital Asset Fund Inflows Spike as Market Corrects, Ethereum Leads With $155M
https://news.bitcoin.com/digital-asset-fund-inflows-spike-as-market-corrects-ethereum-leads-with-155m
Digital asset investment products saw a significant rebound in inflows, totaling $176 million, as investors took advantage of recent price corrections. According to Coinshares and its lead research analyst James Butterfill, ethereum was the standout performer, benefiting the most from these market dynamics. Coinshares reported that digital asset investment products experienced inflows amounting to $176 million, reversing recent trends amid a market correction. Total assets under management of these products, […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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