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Deus X Capital Drops BOMB: Solstice Labs Launches, Ensuring Your Wallet Will Be a Smoldering Pile of Ash by Next Year!

A  depiction of a wallet engulfed in flames, surrounded by scattered ashes and burning money notes. In the background, a cityscape is shown with buildings labeled as 'DeFi', 'Blockchain' and 'Digital Assets'. A large explosion can be seen in the distance, symbolizing the rapid growth and volatility of the digital asset market.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the digital asset market, Deus X Capital unleashes another brainchild onto an unsuspecting public: Solstice Labs, a business that promises institutional-grade DeFi investment products because what we really need is more complex financial jargon and higher fees. Because who doesn’t love throwing money at unnecessary middlemen? It’s like they’re trying to recreate the 2008 housing market crash in cryptocurrency form!.

Source: cointelegraph

Deus X Capital has expanded its developing digital asset ecosystem with the launch of Solstice Labs, a business that will offer institutional-grade decentralized finance (DeFi) investment products. It appears two days after Deus X Capital debuted Cor Prime, a prime of prime broker dedicated to the digital asset market.  Solstice Labs was announced after the Solana Breakpoint 2024 event at Token2049. It expects to launch its first project early in […]

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