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DeFi Market Soars to New Heights as Experts Warn You That This Time It Won’t Totally Collapse and We’ll Probably Get Rich Off of It if We Just Invest Now

Crypto NewsDeFiRegulation/Negotiation 5 Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

An illustration featuring a rocket blasting off into space amidst rising flames, surrounded by swirling clouds of cryptocurrency symbols (e.g., Bitcoin, Ethereum) as they merge and blend together. The background is a vibrant blue with subtle hints of green to convey growth and prosperity. In the foreground, smaller rockets are seen ascending in unison, symbolizing increasing adoption and competition within the DeFi derivatives market. A few scattered stars can be observed above, representing new innovations emerging from this space.

The crypto bros are at it again! This time they’re trying to convince us all about how DeFi is back from the dead (or was it just a zombie apocalypse?). Let’s get real here folks – we’ve been down this road before. The same old tired arguments, the same overhyped promises of growth and innovation… yawn.

Source: cointelegraph

DeFi market stages a comeback as derivatives surge
https://cointelegraph.com/news/defi-market-derivatives-surge-capital-tvl
Following a relatively modest 2023, the decentralized finance (DeFi) market experienced a remarkable resurgence during the first half of 2024. As of Aug. 16, the total value locked (TVL) within the ecosystem stands at $82.67 billion, up from $54.4 billion at the beginning of the year — representing a robust growth of 51.9%. One of the primary drivers behind this substantial uptick has been the growing adoption of onchain derivatives. […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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