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Decentralized Finance: Because Getting Hacked Out of 6 Million Bucks Is Now Just Part of the Service

A  illustration depicting a hacker dressed as a pirate, sailing away from a sinking ship labeled 'Delta Prime' with a giant dollar sign and cryptocurrency symbols floating out of the water towards him. In the background, two other ships are shown: one is on fire (WazirX) while another has a large X marked through it.

Crypto’s latest ‘innovation’: getting hacked out of 6 million bucks! Who needs actual security when you can just use the magic words ‘decentralized finance’ and hope no one notices? Meanwhile, I’m sure Delta Prime will be totally transparent about what happened (not). And don’t even get me started on those poor investors who thought their money was safe in this Wild West of a financial system. North Korean hackers are probably just waiting for the perfect moment to strike…or not. Who’s counting?.

Source: cointelegraph

Delta Prime was hacked for at least $6 million worth of digital currency, in the latest crypto-related cybersecurity incident. The decentralized finance (DeFi) platform first suffered a loss of approximately $4.5 million, onchain security platform Cyvers, who wrote in a Sept. 16 X post: Delta Prime hack. Source: Cyvers However, another wave of malicious transactions has already taken the amount stolen from Delta Prima to nearly $6 million, noted Chaofan […]

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