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Cyprus Is Finally Telling You to Shut Up About Cryptos – Your Wallets Are Next!

Cyprus regulator's stern warning: a clock ticking down from December to July. A silhouette of a person in front of a cityscape with a 'stop' sign and a red line drawn across it, as a countdown timer ticks away on the screen behind them.

Breaking News: Cyprus SEC Cracks Down On Crypto Bro’s Paradise — Get Ready For The Inevitable Crash (Again).

Source: bitcoin.com

Key deadlines for crypto-asset regulation are approaching, as Cyprus’ regulator announced that the EU’s Markets in Crypto-Assets Regulation (MiCAR) will take effect for service providers by December 2024, with registration closing by October. Providers already registered may operate until mid-2026 or until their authorization status is determined, marking a major shift in crypto compliance across Europe. The Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC) announced on Thursday that the Markets in […]

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