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CVM Finally Discovers Tokenization Is Literally Just Guys Making Stuff Up and Selling It to Unsuspecting People for Bitcoin

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 8 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration: A group of men in suits and ties are gathered around a table covered in papers and pens; one man is holding up an empty briefcase while others look on nervously. In the background, there's a large whiteboard with scribbled notes about tokenization companies. The atmosphere feels tense as some figures glance at each other suspiciously. A few men stand by the window looking out into the distance, seemingly lost in thought.

The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to be. It’s been sending letters to tokenization companies asking them about their operations because, well, they have no idea what these guys are doing either! Who knew? The regulator wants to know which tokens were issued (as if anyone actually knows), the assets supporting each one of these “tokens” and whether or not they’re securities. Oh boy, this is going to be a wild ride

Source: bitcoin.com

Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM Initiates Inquiry Into Tokenization Operations
https://news.bitcoin.com/brazilian-securities-regulator-cvm-initiates-inquiry-into-tokenization-operations
The Brazilian Securities Regulator (CVM) has begun sending letters to tokenization companies, inquiring about the nature of their operations. According to local reports, these letters require issuers to disclose which tokens were issued, their purported classification, and the assets supporting the issuance of such tokens. The Brazilian securities regulator CVM, the equivalent of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (CVM), is reportedly probing the market for tokenization activities. According to […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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