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Curve Finance: Because Who Needs More CRV Tokens Anyway

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 1 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a downward curve with decreasing tokens falling off it and disappearing into thin air. A few remaining tokens are stuck in place on top, while others float away as crvUSD coins rise up from below to catch them. The background is filled with small locked veCRV symbols that seem to be holding the platform together. In the distance a DAO building stands tall amidst greenery and vines indicating growth and sustainability. A faint image of Michael Egorov can be seen walking away in the far left corner, looking back at the scene with a smile on his face.

So here we have another “exciting” update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they’ve managed to reduce their token emissions for five whole years! I mean, that’s something to be proud of, right? They’re basically saying, “Hey, look at us! We can make fewer tokens than before!” What a thrill-ride

Source: cointelegraph

Curve Finance reduces CRV emissions, boosting DAO sustainability
https://cointelegraph.com/news/curve-finance-reduces-crv-emissions-boosting-dao-sustainability
Curve Finance, a decentralized exchange (DEX) and automated market maker (AMM) platform, has announced the annual reduction of its native CRV token emissions.  According to a press release shared with Cointelegraph, the event marks the fifth consecutive year of emissions reductions “since the token’s launch in 2020.” The annual reduction has dropped the total CRV supply to 2.09 billion, with “approximately 930 million” perpetually locked on the platform as vote-escrowed […]

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