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Crypto’s Dirty Little Secret: You’re Not Alone in Being Ripped Off by Your ‘Friends’ – FTX Customers Unite!

Crypto NewsCybersecurityFeatured Linda Williams October 15, 2024

A illustration of a person standing alone on stage with their back turned, symbolizing being ripped off by 'friends'. The figure is surrounded by broken pieces of paper representing failed investments and shattered trust.

It’s official: crypto is a Wild West for scammers, suckers and crooks galore! Meanwhile, genuine people like Jemima Kelly are still trying to make sense of this mess. But let’s get real folks – FTX customers just found out they’re not getting the payout promised by their hedge fund Olympus Peak after selling off those worthless claims. Nikolas Gierczyk is suing for more cash because he got fleeced, and honestly who can blame him? The whole crypto space reeks of a scam – especially when you consider that some people are actually trying to make money from this nonsense.

Source: cointelegraph

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An FTX customer is suing hedge fund Olympus Peak, alleging the firm owes him additional recovery after he sold his claims in the collapsed trading platform. Nikolas Gierczyk, an FTX user from California, reportedly sued the hedge fund Olympus Peak, claiming the company could gain more than $1 million from their deal. Gierczyk alleges the hedge fund failed to honor a right to further recovery he had negotiated in their […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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