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Cryptocurrency Project Delayed Because They Finally Realized Their Code Is Trash and Now Everyone Has to Wait Even Longer

Crypto NewsEthereumHack 1 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of a clock with its hands stuck at 11:59 PM on July 31st next to an image of a calendar page torn off from August 1st showing only one date "Aug 29" in bold red letters while the rest is blank, and below them two programmers sitting back-to-back looking frustrated. The programmer facing away has their hands covering his face with both palms as if hiding something behind him. In front of this character there's a trash can overflowing with code papers labeled 'bugs' and broken machinery parts scattered around it.

And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can’t even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was supposed to launch on August 22nd but nope, not so fast! It’s been pushed back until the end of the month. I mean who needs a functioning monitoring system for tracking node uptime and incentive eligibility when you’ve got “necessary back-end updates” to attend to? The team over at Ocean Protocol must be having some serious existential crises because they’re still trying to figure out how to make their program work properly.

Source: cointelegraph

Ocean Nodes Incentive Program delayed for back-end improvements
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ocean-protocol-delays-node-incentive-program
The Ocean Protocol (Ocean), a decentralized data exchange protocol, has postponed its anticipated Ocean Nodes Incentive Program. According to an official blog post, the program’s launch has been moved to Aug. 29 to address “necessary back-end updates” and ensure a fair experience for all participants. The decision comes after the Ocean team identified and resolved several issues within the monitoring system for tracking node uptime and incentive eligibility. The Ocean […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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