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Cryptocurrency Bro’s Wild Ride: Because Nothing Says Financial Stability Like Betting on Thin Air and Watching Your Money Disappear

Crypto NewsEthereumNFTs 1 Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration of an out-of-control rollercoaster with its cars flying off track as it careens through a dark tunnel labeled 'Market Volatility', while above ground other rollercoasters representing various cryptocurrencies spin wildly and crash into each other amidst flames. In the background, a cityscape burns in ruins. A lone figure stands at the edge of the cliff overlooking this chaos, arms outstretched but unable to stop it as they watch their money disappear down below. The sky is filled with falling coins and shattered glass shards.

It’s been another thrilling day for crypto bros as they frantically try to find meaning in their investment choices! US ETH ETFs drew $48.73M on Monday because apparently some poor souls still believe this is the wild west and investing in nothingness has a shot at making them rich

Source: bitcoin.com

US ETH ETFs Draw $48.73M on Monday; Grayscale’s $46.84M Outflow Dampens Impact
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-eth-etfs-draw-48-73m-on-monday-grayscales-46-84m-outflow-dampens-impact
On Monday, U.S. spot ethereum exchange-traded funds (ETFs) recorded their second-highest inflows since their inception. Approximately $48.73 million was added, yet the nine funds collectively remain in the red, with a deficit of $461.98 million, primarily due to significant outflows from Grayscale’s Ethereum Trust. Despite the broader crypto market enduring a sharp downturn during Monday’s trading, ETH-based ETFs in the U.S. posted gains, according to sosovalue.xyz stats. The $48.73 million […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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